Amityville 3-D

Amityville 3-D, 1983

3/10 beans.

Totally shocking. The only thing that made it good were a few laughs at how shit it was, especially at the end when some ugly monster pops out of the bottomless pit in the basement and breathes fire into some guy’s face. Hilarious!!

Also it was made for 3D but the DVD only has it in 2D so it was shit. These pictures should give you an idea on what kinda stupid 3D shit they tried to do:


The fly one was particularly stupid. It happened in a scene where the real estate agent suffocates from having too many flies on his face. Then the guy buying the place (who looked like George W. Bush but with black hair) finds him choking and rather than try to help, just watches him make his final gasps.

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