Amityville: The Evil Escapes

Amityville: The Evil Escapes, 1989

The worst yet. 1.5/10 beans. I did get some hearty laughs though. Highlights included a parrot being cooked in a microwave oven, a plumber who drowned in black goop despite having two hands with which to clear it out of his face and an old lady who was able to throw a possessed lamp from the window of her suburban house onto the rocky shores of a beach.

Also worthy of a mention was a kid called Brian who’s acting skills were simply incredible. Watch and learn, De Niro:

Brian holding an out-of-control chainsaw:

Brian clearly distressed about drawings on his sister’s room’s walls:


Brian’s reaction to a dead body:


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