My Name Is Bruce


My Name Is Bruce, 2007


Silent Hill


Silent Hill, 2006

I had heard that this wasn’t bad, but the sequel was total turd. Interesting, because this sucked… too much ‘creepy for the sake of creepy’ rather than genuinely creepy things/scenes… also it really felt like a video game movie. Following a woman around exploring hallways and buildings constantly on the tail of a little girl who remains just out of sight… yawn.

I Didn’t Come Here To Die


I Didn’t Come Here To Die, 2010

You’d think that if you were gonna make a movie that has a substantially portion of it take place at night, you’d invest in some decent lighting and just film at night… as opposed to filming during the day and then trying to make it look like night time in post. That aside, this was still pretty shit. Even the daylight scenes had this horrible effect over them…