SS Girls


SS Girls, 1977 aka Private House Of The SS.

THIS is the first ‘nazisploitation’ film I’ve ever seen (to my recollection), and if I thought I never understood the appeal before, I understand it even less now.


Pan’s Labyrinth

Pan’s Labyrinth, 2006

This was one I’d been wanting to see for ages, but had never gotten around to it. Nick got it for me for my birthday last year, but I didn’t want to watch it on my tiny TV, so I’d been saving it til I got a better one. And really, we all know that’s not going to happen, so on Sunday night I watched it at Jarryd’s on the plasma.

Fucking awesome movie, nothing like I was expecting…. it was just heaps more involved than I had thought and very different, and the ending was a big realisation thing for me. Really really good.

5 beans.


Rambo, 2008

We saw this a couple of weeks ago now… I’ll be giving it 2.5 beans. It was pretty entertaining, not in a “oh man guns are so cool bam bam, explosions, yeah!” kinda way, but just coz I like gore and there was some cool shit going on in it. But as far as it goes as a film.. it was pretty damn average. Like, the storyline didn’t have much going for it, and the dialogue… dear lord, the dialogue…….

So yeah it gets a run of the mill 50% rating coz it could go either way I guess.